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2 October
women are strange creatures (special to be)
if you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.
if you don't, you are not a man.
if you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
if you don't, you are good for no thing.
if you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp.
if you don't, you are not understanding.
if you visit her often, she think it is boring.
if you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing.
if you are wll dressed, she says you are a playboy.
if you don't, you are a dull boy.
if you are jealous, she says it's bad.
if you don't, she think you do not love her.
if you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait.
if you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time".
if you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics.
if you do, she think it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.
if you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting.
if she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.
if you talk, she wants you to listen.
if you listen, she wants you to talk.
in short :
so simple, yet so complex.
so weak, yet so powerful.
so confusing, ye so desirable.
can't live with them, but can't live without them.
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*(I'm very happy to hear about that you can't live without me ^3^)
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